Tagged: dramatic retellings


Where [Not] To Park A Car

After a long day of work, the last thing I want to do is… well. Pretty much anything. But from time to time, doing things is unavoidable. Bank. Grocery store. Dishes. Laundry. I congratulate...


Becoming Active is an Adventure

On my path to recovery from MMORPG overindulgence, I’ve taken the quests out of the game and into the real world. Of the greatest importance is losing the 30 pounds I gained in just one...


What the fuck just happened.

So, it’s past two in the morning, and I’m on my way home from work. My closing cook needed a ride home, and it’s on the way, so we’re weaving through some dark ass...